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I was frightened to awake to strangers in my bedroom.

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I asked my wife 'Where are the kids?'. Then, she pointed at the oven.

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Marking the last day off my calendar page, I rejoice in happiness.

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My mommy and daddy are always fighting, but today my mommy came to me with a surprise!

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There’s a cave in South America rumoured to make you young again and I forgot what I was talking about and Mom can I have a lollipop?

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Her eyes lit up red as the deal was struck and I gained immortality.

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I finished work early, went home, and hid under the bed to prank my wife.

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"It's okay," he said comforting me as I was shaking and tearing up heading inside the airport for the first time.

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"If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything when you grow up!" my teacher exhorts us as my friends and I exchange eyes rolls at the familiar refrain.

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Being the only couple alive after the apocalypse, we sought to repopulate the earth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was frightened to awake to strangers in my bedroom.	29
I asked my wife 'Where are the kids?'. Then, she pointed at the oven.	29
Marking the last day off my calendar page, I rejoice in happiness.	29
My mommy and daddy are always fighting, but today my mommy came to me with a surprise!	29
There’s a cave in South America rumoured to make you young again and I forgot what I was talking about and Mom can I have a lollipop?	29
Her eyes lit up red as the deal was struck and I gained immortality.	29
I finished work early, went home, and hid under the bed to prank my wife.	29
"It's okay," he said comforting me as I was shaking and tearing up heading inside the airport for the first time.	29
"If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything when you grow up!" my teacher exhorts us as my friends and I exchange eyes rolls at the familiar refrain.	29
Being the only couple alive after the apocalypse, we sought to repopulate the earth.	29